I have an idea. Since poor people now have to take a urinalysis in order to receive assistance, let’s take it to the next logical step.
Mandate that poor people volunteer at least two times each month for product testing. Cosmetics, sun screen, pest repellant, diet and fitness products, nerve agents and the like.
I mean poor are all lazy slobs anyway. What’s it matter if a few of them die from the tests and experiments. That’s a few less poor slobs on the welfare teat.
And, bonus, we can stop testing animals and all of those annoying PETA freaks will finally shut the hell up.
On that note, let’s eat poor people. Put ’em in pens like KFC does to Chickens, fatten ’em up and then slaughter them humanely.
The really fat poor people could be a delicacy.
Any other problems that need solving, pls feel free to contact me. I’m quick with the solutions.
In order for this to NOT be racist, we’ll only use white people.
All the poor people are already in Trailer Parks in Red State America. It shouldn’t be too difficult to turn Trailer Parks into concentration camps.
Most of the fat asses won’t leave their couches so there will be no resistance. Most of the mayonnaise sandwich eaters won’t realize they’ve been penned in for years.
By the way, when are we going to pass legislation mandating drug testing for CEOs and assorted other beneficiaries of TARP and the many other forms of Corporate Welfare?
Not to mention the Welfare Recipients at the White House and the Capital.