New Guy walks up to me, hands me a pair of scissors.
“Thanks man. Appreciate it.”
Me; “Cool. Who’d you get them from?”
New Guy: “I didn’t get them from you?”
Me: “Nah…but I know. All of us White dudes look alike.”
New Guy laughing; “Ya got me. Ya got me. Pay back. Pay back.”
I just chuckled and let him in the office to give them back to the other White guy in the office.
Thai Chilis and Blue Grass 