The New Drone Kid Medal (Distinguished Warfare Medal)

What kind of a name is that for a Medal?  Distinguished Warfare Medal?  What genius thought of that generic nonsense?  The dude should be shot in the face with a drone missile.  Who designed it?  It’s as ugly a medal as it’s name suggests.

Leon Panetta’s new medal out for Drone Pilots.  Here she is:

This Medal is for those Drone Pilots who kill fewer than 10 Children per year.

This Medal is for those Drone Pilots who kill fewer than 10 Children per year.

For those interested in the real deal, click here.

I find myself wondering why a new medal is needed.  Could they not give them Distinguished Service Medals for operating out of their cozy offices and air conditioned vehicles way back in the rear with the gear?

I don’t understand it.  Are they next going to start giving out Dining Facility Warfare Medals?  Distinguished Property Management Medals?  Superior Fobbit Medals of Valor?  What’s next?

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