The election is coming. Vote for El Presidente of the United States of America.
A. A man who hates you if you get off of your ass and work it until you become successful. He’ll take your money from you unless you can become as good as he is at hiding your assets. He’ll use that money to buy votes from the poor and disenfranchised, illegal immigrants, Mexican/Texan drug lords and Big Oil and Big Government.
B. A man who hates you if you try to get off of your ass and demand to be paid a fair wage for your hard labors. Instead, he thinks that you should give your money away in taxes to Big Business, the Military Industrial Complex and he wants to continue to outsource all jobs until Americans can’t buy jack shit. Then he and his cronies will move out of the country as it falls apart. He also wants to give your money to the poor and disenfranchised because he needs their votes, too. He wants to convert you to an archaic religion “of love” that he himself doesn’t practice. He supports Big Business and the War on Drugs (it’s profitable). He supports sending people to prison longer for possession of a few bags of marijuana than murder. He’s also in the bag with Mexican/Texan drug lords and he wants to keep America addicted to the other drug called Black Gold. You don’t smoke that, though. You put it in your car and support Wahhabi terrorists.
They’re both dickheads and you shouldn’t vote for either of them. But! You will.
Why? Because you’re stupid.