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Xi’an and the Terra Cotta Warriors

In Central Asia, culture, Military, Travel on December 29, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Finally made it to Xi’an (Jee AHN) to see the Terra Cotta Warriors.  Unny and I spent the last week traveling around Beijing.  We visited the Forbidden City, Baita Zu, the Confucius Temple, the Lama Temple with it’s huge Buddha statue, the Summer Palace, the Beijing Zoo and all of the Pandas and Albino Bengal Tigers, The Temple of Heaven and, of course, Tienanmen Square.  We tooled around the Hutongs and Bei Hai Park as well.  We had a great time.

After 7 days in Beijing, we flew down to Xi’an to see the “Eighth Wonder of the World” and the beginning/end of the Silk Road.

The night we arrived, we were exhausted.  I was down with a cold from Jinshanling and Simitai.  We both just passed out.

The next day, we arose early and headed out of the city to see the Soldiers.  It’s about a 35 minute drive from Xi’an to the Qin Terra Cotta Warrior and Horse Soldier Museum.  Nice little drive through the country.

We had an “English speaking” tour guide who spoke English.  Just not so well.  He guided us around but didn’t really provide much detail and couldn’t really articulate much for us.  So we just took it in and read the literature ourselves.

Near the end of the main Museum Hall, you pass through a book store.  A small, ancient looking Chinese guy is sitting there surrounded by books and postcards about the Terra Cotta Warriors.  He’s one of the Seven Farmers who found the Warriors while digging a well.

We purchased one of the books and a packet of postcards and he signed the book for us.  It’s kind of funny, though.  As they call him “the founder of the Warrior Museum.”  Meaning simply that he’s the guy who found the Warriors.  Not the actual FOUNDER of the Museum.  I got a good little chuckle out of that.

He signed our book and posed for a couple of photos with us.  We told him; “Xie Xie” and shook his hand.  He was quite proud and signed our book with huge Chinese characters.  He signed his name and “Founder of the Warrior Museum” on the inside of the book.

We moved on our way and continued through the Museum to the brass  chariot and horses.  They’ve only found one set of these Chariots and horses.  Though they speculate that there are three more.  One for each of the four cardinal directions.  The one that they found was painted White which (I think) designates South in Chinese mythology/symbolism.  Eventually, as they continue to excavate the site of the Warriors, they expect to find three more spread out in the other three directions.

No timeline, though.  They’ll get around to it as they get around to it.  China doesn’t seem in much hurry to do anything in so  far as these antiquities are concerned.  I reckon they figure that they’re under there and aren’t going anywhere and they’ll get around to finding them eventually.

They take a long term view of the whole thing.

Of course, I took hundreds of photos.  These are 95 or so of them.  I didn’t resize them.  So they may take a bit of time to open if you are on a slow network.

The Terracotta Army was discovered in 1974 in the eastern suburbs of Xi’an, Shaanxi Province by local farmers drilling a water well 1.5 miles east of Lishan (a mountain).[2] This discovery prompted archaeologists to go to Shaanxi Province, China to investigate. The Terracotta Army is a form of funerary art buried with the First Emperor of Qin (Qin Shi Huang, “shi huang” means the first emperor) in 210-209 BC. (He declared himself the first emperor of China in 221 BC.) Their purpose was to help rule another empire with Shi Huang Di in the afterlife. Consequently, they are also sometimes referred to as “Qin’s Armies.”

The material to make the terracotta warriors originated on Mount Lishan. In addition to the warriors, an entire man-made necropolis for the emperor has been excavated.

According to historian Sima Qian (145-90 BC), construction of this mausoleum began in 246 BC and involved 700,000 workers. Qin Shi Huang was 13 when construction began. He specifically stated that no two soldiers were to be made alike, which is most likely why he had construction started at that young age. Sima Qian, in his most famous work, Shiji, completed a century after the mausoleum completion, wrote that the First Emperor was buried with palaces, scenic towers, officials, valuable utensils and “wonderful objects,” with 100 rivers fashioned in mercury and above this heavenly bodies below which he wrote were “the features of the earth.” Some translations of this passage refer to “models” or “imitations,” but he does not use those words.[3]

Enjoy.  We certainly enjoyed seeing them live.

Me and Mao

In Travel, Unny on December 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm

Gate of Heavenly Piece with Mao and a Chicom Soldier in the background

Christmas Eve 2009

Unny and I explored the Forbidden City and wandered around Tienanmen Square.

Unny Confronts Mao

In thinking out loud, Travel, Unny on December 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm

We’re in Xi’an now.

Don’t have a lot of time to go through and edit pics and such.  Trying to get out and see the Terra Cotta Warriors and such.

So here’s a quick pic of Unny at the Gate of Heavenly Peace with Mao Zedong.

  1. 1417
    1417 – Tiananmen (Gate of Heavenly Peace) is a symbol of China. It was built in 1417, originally called Cheng Tian Men (Gate of Heavenly Succession), meaning that emperors obeyed the order of Heaven in ruling the country.
    From China Travel Service-Destination beijing tour beijing guide beijing travel …Related web pages
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  2. 1651
    1651 – An impressive 110 feet tall, Heavenly Peace is the main entrance to Forbidden City, which has been renamed the Palace Museum. Once the walled estate of emperors, only the Emperor himself was permitted to use Tian An Men — guards kept everyone else out.
    From GameFAQs: Mario is Missing! (SNES) FAQ by Raging_DemonTENRelated web pages
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  3. 1919
    May 4, 1919 – sity on May 4, 1919, to discuss a course of action. What could be done about their government’s unpopular decision to cave in to the Treaty of Versailles? Naively, they expected the Western democracies to respect the sovereignty of their nation rather than indulge sity on May 4, 1919, to discuss a course of action. What could be done about their government’s unpopular decision to cave in to the Treaty of Versailles? Naively, they expected the Western democracies to respect the sovereignty of their nation rather than indulge in Great Power scheming. Determined to express their frustration at their government’s capitulation, about three thousand Beijing students assembled in the large forecourt of the Forbidden City directly north of

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  4. 1949
    Oct 1, 1949 – Mr Li, then a relatively junior reporter, joined several hundred of the most influential figures of 20th-century China on October 1, 1949, to climb Tiananmen — the Gate of Heavenly Peace — at the entrance to the palace of the emperors. Mr Li, his skin mottled Mr Li, then a relatively junior reporter, joined several hundred of the most influential figures of 20th-century China on October 1, 1949, to climb Tiananmen — the Gate of Heavenly Peace — at the entrance to the palace of the emperors. Mr Li, his skin mottled with age and his white hair combed carefully back from his temples, is so slight that he is almost engulfed by his armchair. He pulls himself to his feet to greet a rare visitor to the sprawling apartment that was given to

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    From Retired reporter Li Pu recalls Mao founding People’s Republic of China – …Related web pages
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  5. 1966
    Oct 2, 1966 – Many of those standing proudly on the tribunal under the arching eaves of the Gate of Heavenly Peace must have trembled a little at the harsh tones of their new master. They had come a long way through many battles and over many weary roads to be thus denounced in pub- lic.
    From Lin Piao Stridently Dominates Bizarre Peking CelebrationRelated web pages
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  6. 1976
    Feb 24, 1976 – PEKING – An old campaigner far from home pressed the flesh of the proletariat in Peking today. Richard Nixon swept through the Gale of Heavenly Peace, shaking hands, tweaking babies and inviting one and all to come visit him in America. what do you want him to be when he grows the
    From Nixon politicks at Gate of Heavenly Peace .Related web pages
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  7. 1989
    May 27, 1989 – Article: Battering at the gate of heavenly peace. (Tiananmen, includes related articles on economic reform, Chinese army, 1919 revolution and reaction in Hong Kong) … find The Economist (US) articles. Battering at the Gate of Heavenly Peace WHATEVER its resolution, the drama that has
    From … : Battering at the gate of heavenly peace. (Tiananmen, includes related …Related web pages
    www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-7635807.html?refid …

  8. 1995
    Oct 13, 1995 – The most objective study so far of the political storms that swept across China in 1989, “The Gate of Heavenly Peace” has drawn fire both from both the Tiananmen Square dissidents (who say it discredits the movement) and the Chinese government, notes reviewer Emily Mitchell.
    From MOVIES . . . THE GATE OF HEAVENLY PEACERelated web pages
    www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,4898 …

  9. 1996
    May 18, 1996 – By KEVIN THOMAS TIMES STAFF WRITER. In watching Richard Gordon and Carma Hinton’s superb three-hour documentary “The Gate of Heavenly Peace,” you have to wonder whether Mao Tse-tung would have created Beijing’s vast Tiananmen Square if he could have foretold the bloody massacre that
    From The Gate of Heavenly PeaceRelated web pages
    www.chicagotribune.com/topic/cl-movie960518-3 …

  10. 1999
    Sep 27, 1999 – By MA FENG. In my wildest dreams, I never imagined that I would be on hand to witness the founding ceremony of the People’s Republic of China. I had arrived in Beijing from Shanxi province in April 1949, two months after the city had been “liberated,” to attend the first national youth
    From TIMEasia.com | Visions of China: Gate of Heavenly Peace | 9/27/99Related web pages
    www.time.com/time/asia/magazine/99/0927 …

Facebook Blocked in China

In Commerce, culture on December 27, 2009 at 3:35 am

So….NO!  Unny and I aren’t ignoring all of you.

See ya in 4 days!

We’re off to Xi’an.

Yee Haw!!!

Another al Qaeda Moron Caught…

In Commerce, culture, Middle East, Politics, Quotes, Religion, Stupidity, thinking out loud, Travel on December 26, 2009 at 12:01 am

http://www.tsa.gov/blog/uploaded_images/New-Yorker-5-26-2008-766140.jpg

Well now…

A moron claiming ties to al Qaeda has been caught attempting to blow his dumbass up on a Northwest Airlines flight out of Detroit with a bomb strapped to his leg.  Abdul Mudallad, a 23-year-old Nigerian national, is the idiot here.  May Allah slap his ass down and provide him with 70 Virgin vipers to eat at his innards for eternity.

This cake eatin’ fool actually made it through security with something strapped to his leg.  I mean really…

Mr. Mudallad suffered 3rd-degree burns when the device detonated on approach to Detroit, according to Mr. King. He said none of the other passengers was seriously injured.

The man told investigators that he was given the device by al Qaeda operatives in Yemen, where he was also given instructions on how to detonate it, the U.S. official said.

“This guy claims he is tied to al Qaeda, specifically in Yemen,” the official said. “He claims he was on orders from al Qaeda in Yemen.”

How did he make it through security.  When I go through security in the US, they all but make me strip down and prance around in circles naked.

As for al Qaeda.  Are they that stupid?  Or did they get this guy out of the looney bin or a homeless shelter?

Al Qaeda is scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/eibessential2/al_qaeda_slogan.Par.0002.ImageFile.jpgOsama must have sent out a memo.  “Give me your lame, blind, crippled and crazy!  We’ll send ‘em all through the airports with bombs strapped to their legs!”

Hey, one of the fuckin’ retards is bound to make it through to detonation.

Now.  Not only are they demented, evil fucks, but, they’re a bunch of retarded fucks as well.

http://www.silentthundermodels.com/wall_plaques/images/TSA14.JPGThat said, I can’t decide who are the bigger bunch of worthless shitbags~ al Qaeda and their evil minions or TSA and their evil donut eatin’ minions.   TSA and their merry band of miscreants actually let this guy pass through security and get on an airplane with a bomb strapped to his leg.  Now, TSA HQ is going send out a Memo to it’s bunch of retards to up the ante and start scrutinizing little old white women even harder.   I say we shoot the whole lot.

The hell of it, though, is that now TSA is going to start making everyone take off their pants at Security Checkpoints.  That could be good or bad.  Before ya know it, we’ll all be buck nekkid walkin’ through the airports.  They’ll start issuing Speedos at the TSA pre-checkpoints.

Strip down and enjoy your flight.

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The Sound of Merriment!

In thinking out loud, Travel on December 25, 2009 at 11:32 pm

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Just woke up to the sound of drunken merriment by 5 or 6 Americans.

They’re a bunch of English teachers from Seoul taking the holidays in China.

They’d brought a bottle of Maker’s Mark with them from the Inchon International Airport and gave me the honor of the last swig.

I had earlier been searching the liquor stores all over Beijing for a bottle and was disappointed to find none.  Not that I expected to find it here.

But some young Americans saved me.

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The Great Wall of China

In culture, Holidays, Sports, thinking out loud, Travel, Unny on December 25, 2009 at 12:31 pm

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Just finished it.  Climbed the Great Wall at Jinahanling and Simitai.

We awakened at O’dark thirty (0500).  I know that’s difficult for some to believe.  Our driver arrived at about 0620 to pick us up from our Hostel–City Walls.  We met up with another group and switched buses.  Then we were off.  It’s about a 3 hour drive out to Jinshanling.  We arrived a bit before 10 AM.  When we got off the bus, it was C O L D!  The wind was blowing hard.  I thought to myself; “Dave, was this a mistake.  You are cold already and you’re only ten seconds off the bus. “  Time to suck it up.  Poor little Unny was vibrating.  She was shivering so hard.

We walked up to the entrance and gave them our tickets.  Then we started our climb.  Immediately, it’s a grueling climb.  Stairs and pathways and causeways that are half ruin.  Climbing straight up at almost 90 degree angles at some points.  We took the first rise and were met by an amazing site.  The wall stretching off into the horizon.  On one side is inner Mongolia, the other side is China proper.  China now claims inner Mongolia as her own.  Only outer Mongolia is part of the nation.

It was hell and exhilarating.   It was cold and windy.   The temp was around 10-15 degrees Fahrenheit.  Even so, by the time we were finished I had sweated through two layers of shirts and made all of my electronics (iPhone and iPod) soaking wet.

I decided to make this my birthday present.  To climb that portion of the great wall.  It’s about a 10 kilometer hike up and down some serious mountains and hills.  At one point, I thought that maybe I should just lay down and let them bury me with the peasants who had been buried under the wall as it was being built, but, Unny kept going.  So I followed her lead.

She’s a tough little gal.  It was her first experience in the cold.  She toughed it out.  Impressive.

There are several sections of the Great Wall.  The most famous being Badaling.  Badaling is where all of the tourists go to see the wall.  If you want to see it in various states or disrepair or a more authentic part of the Great Wall, you have to get out of Beijing and hit Mutianyu or Simitai or Jinshanling.  I’d done the Badaling thing back in ’06.  This time, I wanted to see the “real” Great Wall.

I froze up there and I think my legs are going to fall off in the morning but it was well worth it.

I tried to call my Momma but no service out there in the wilds.

It was a great birthday present and as is my habit, I took hundreds of pictures.

What a cool day. I loved it.  I am happy as can be with this day.

Simitai

The Cats take it to 2000!

In UK Basketball on December 23, 2009 at 5:55 am

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I’m sitting here in Beijing and I can’t beleive it.

The Mighty Blue Machine has gone on a 12-0 run to start the season and hit a new level of Excellence–2000 WINS!

Congratulations to UK Basketball.  All who have come, those present now and all who will come along in the future.

Go Big Blue!

Coach BOOBY Knight

In Politics, Quotes, Sports, Stupidity, thinking out loud on December 21, 2009 at 4:35 am

1976 — Upset over two turnovers in a Big Ten game, Knight grabs sophomore Jim Wisman by the jersey and jerks him into his seat.

1979 — Knight is charged and later convicted in absentia for hitting a policeman before practice at the Pan American Games in Puerto Rico.

1980 — Playfully fires a blank shot at a reporter. A week later, Knight and his wife take turns chiding an Assembly Hall crowd for not cheering enough during a game.

1981 — Uses his weekly program to show films of a “sucker punch” involving Isiah Thomas and Purdue’s Roosevelt Barnes, which he said proved Thomas’ innocence. Brought a donkey wearing a Purdue cap onto his TV show. In Philadelphia for the Final Four, Knight gets into a shoving match with an LSU fan, who says the coach stuffed him into a garbage can.

1983 — Knight criticizes Big Ten officiating by standing at midcourt and cursing at Big Ten Commissioner Wayne Duke, who is in the press box. Two days later, Knight assails the referees for the “worst officiating I have seen in 12 years.”

1985 — Tosses a chair across the court during a game against Purdue, prompting his ejection and a one-game suspension.

1986 — Receives technical foul for shouting at the officials during a game against Illinois, then kicks a megaphone and admonishes Indiana cheerleaders for disrupting a free-throw attempt by Steve Alford.

1987 — Bangs fist on the scorer’s table after being assessed a technical foul during a game against LSU. NCAA fines university $10,000, and Knight receives a reprimand. Refuses to let his team finish an exhibition game against the Soviet Union after he was ejected for arguing with a referee. He’s later reprimanded by the university.

1988 — In an NBC interview with Connie Chung, who asked how he handles stress, Knight says: “I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it.” He explains he was talking about something beyond one’s control, not the act of rape.

1991 — Asks not to be renominated to the Basketball Hall of Fame, calling the voters’ rejection of him in 1987 a “slap in the face.” Nevertheless, he was elected and inducted into the Hall. Publicly feuds with Illinois coach Lou Henson, who called him a “classic bully” who thrived on intimidation. Bars a female Associated Press reporter from the locker room, saying it was inappropriate for her to be there and also against university policy. All reporters subsequently were barred from the locker room.

1992 — Gives a mock whipping to Calbert Cheaney, a black player, during practice for the NCAA West Regional, offending several black leaders. Knight denies any racial connotations and notes the bullwhip was given to him by the players.

1993 — Is suspended for one game after a sideline tirade in a 101-82 victory over Notre Dame in which he screams at his player son, Pat, and kicks at him. When fans behind the Indiana bench boo, Knight turns and responds with an obscenity.

1994 — Head-butts Sherron Wilkerson while screaming at him on the bench but says it was unintentional. After the next game, the Hoosiers’ home finale against Wisconsin, Knight takes the public address microphone and recites a profane verse directed at his critics.

1995 — Is reprimanded and fined $30,000 by the NCAA for an outburst at a news conference at NCAA tournament. Upset that an NCAA media liaison erroneously says he would not attend the news conference, Knight lashes out at him.

1998 — Is fined $10,000 by the Big Ten for berating referee Ted Valentine, whose officiating Knight calls “the greatest travesty” he had seen in his coaching career. Knight receives three technical fouls and is ejected by Valentine during the second half of a loss to Illinois.

1999 — Is investigated for possible battery after allegedly choking a man at a restaurant. The man reportedly confronted Knight as he was leaving, contending he heard Knight make a racist remark. Prosecutor refuses to file charges. Assistant Ron Felling is fired after Knight allegedly throws him out of a chair after hearing him criticize the program.

2000 — Is investigated in March by university after former player Neil Reed says Knight choked him at a practice in 1997. In May, Knight’s suspended for three games, ordered to pay a $30,000 fine and barred from having physical contact with a player or university employee by IU President Myles Brand after an investigation found a pattern of inappropriate behavior. Is accused on Sept. 7 of grabbing a student by the arm, cursing and lecturing him about manners after the coach was addressed “Hey, Knight, what’s up?” Three days later, Knight’s fired for violating “zero-tolerance” policy and for what university President Myles Brand calls a “pattern of unacceptable behavior.”

2001 — General manager at the Compaq Center in Houston says Knight, now coach at Texas Tech, offered to fight him over remarks the coach made about the arena’s locker room — it “would have been very, very cramped with four midgets.”

2003 — Launches into a profanity-filled tirade after an ESPN reporter asks about his relationship with former player Steve Alford, who also was participating in the interview. Alford’s Iowa team was playing Texas Tech in Dallas. Knight later apologized.

2004 — Gets into a loud verbal spat with Texas Tech’s chancellor at an upscale Lubbock grocery store. Is reprimanded — but not suspended — by the university.

2006 — Approaches Michael Prince, using his hand to push his chin, apparently in an effort to get him to look up while talking to Knight during a timeout.

Mister Integrity!  I wish the old bastard would try to choke me.  I knock his old ass into next week.

This is the chump who wants to talk about integrity.  Please tell me he was talking about himself.

Hey Knight!  YOU ARE A LOSER!

1962: Trips guidance counselor in hallway while coaching Cuyahoga Falls (Ohio) High School. County school board declines action; Knight praises “good no-call.”

1974: Pulls gun on Kentucky coach Joe B. Hall with 6:28 left in game. Hall, initially outraged, apologizes afterward when Knight shows him gun had only one bullet in chamber.

1974: Meets with 17-year-old Larry Bird on Indiana campus at 4:16 p.m. CT. Bird sprints off-campus and arrives at Indiana State on foot at 4:19 p.m. CT.

1975: Breaks top scorer Scott May’s right arm at halftime vs. Purdue, then convinces him to play second half to display “toughness.” May is largely ineffective but Indiana wins 72-69.

1978: Attacks and knocks out Indiana’s sports information director during an otherwise non-physical disagreement over sports information.

1979: Arrested for assaulting police officer at Pan American Games in Puerto Rico. “If hitting a cop in a third-rate island nation is an issue,” Knight famously says, “then I’m visiting the wrong country.”

1981: Stuffs LSU fan into garbage can at hotel. Knight says he would’ve thrown him into parking lot but did not want to violate stringent municipal anti-littering laws.

1982: Yells maniacally at ESPN’s Dick Vitale, but, as luck would have it, at that very moment Vitale is also yelling maniacally and does not hear a word that Knight says.

1985: Kicks megaphone during Illinois game. Megaphone is removed from arena immediately.

1985: Tosses chair across court during Purdue game because he’s tired of sitting in it. Suspended one game.

1993: Kicks at his son Pat during victory over Notre Dame and responds to booing fans with a Redd Foxx impersonation. Suspended one game.

1993: Disgusted by team’s 22 turnovers in road loss to Illinois, robs a string of convenience marts in tri-state area. Suspended one game.

1994: Bangs fist on scorer’s table vs. Ohio State after rereading Chapter 17 of “A Season on the Brink.”

1994: While viewing “Hoosiers” in Bloomington, Ind., theater, stomps on patron two rows behind him who is talking during crucial town hall meeting to decide coach Dale’s fate.

1994: Accidentally head-butts Sherron Wilkerson while screaming at him on bench; says he only meant to scratch his eyes out.

1997: Accidentally chokes Neil Reed in practice while demonstrating proper defensive footwork.

1999: Accidentally throws assistant Ron Felling out of a chair, then — after allowing Felling back onto the chair — fires him.

1999: Throws a vase at a university secretary; says he was aiming for the university president.

1999: Allegedly chokes man at restaurant who beats Knight to the kitchen’s last order of cheddar ‘n’ chives potato skins.

2000: Accidentally grabs, curses and lectures student who had addressed the coach, “Hey, what’s up Knight?”

2000: Heaves ESPN’s Jeremy Schaap into Hudson River after Schaap asks about alleged 1947 dodge-ball incident.

2004: Has loud spat with Texas Tech chancellor David Smith at Lubbock grocery store, near the frozen-food aisle. Smith leaves with no groceries.

2005: During “Knight School” taping, cold cocks ESPN makeup artist who tries to apply blush to his left cheek. He then knees ESPN audio engineer who asks for a second take of profanity-laced tirade.

2005: Cracks open the head of a mannequin with a baseball bat while shopping at Sports Authority. Charges dismissed after he explains he mistook the mannequin for a former Big Ten referee.

2006: Improves Michael Prince’s chin posture.

HEY KNIGHT, BEEN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING LATELY!?!?!

Call From Beijing ~ Go Big Blue!

In Sports, UK Basketball on December 20, 2009 at 10:07 pm

Go Cats and Bob Knight shut the hell up.  lol

Patrick Patterson, you’re doing fine dude.  21 and 9.  Keep the fire.  I love it when you guys are emphatic.  Keep winning.  Keep smiling and keep having fun.

If you aren’t havin’ fun, why do it.

Peace and love to all my Big Blue Brethren out there.

GO BIG BLUE!!!

The 10 Day Weather Forecast for Beijing

In Humor, Travel, Unny on December 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm

10-Day Business Travel Forecast for
Beijing, China

Forecast Conditions

High °F
Low °F

Precip.
Chance

High Temperatures Low Temperatures Precipitation Wind Speed

Tonight
Dec 19

Clear
Clear

N/A
14°

0%

High not valid after 2pm

Sun
Dec 20

Sunny
Sunny

37°
13°

0%

37°F

Mon
Dec 21

Sunny
Sunny

39°
15°

0%

39°F

Tue
Dec 22

Mostly Sunny
Mostly Sunny

41°
16°

0%

41°F

Wed
Dec 23

Partly Cloudy
Partly Cloudy

39°
19°

10%

39°F

Thu
Dec 24

Partly Cloudy / Wind
Partly Cloudy / Wind

36°
10°

20%

Fri
Dec 25

Sunny
Sunny

25°

0%

25°F

Sat
Dec 26

Mostly Sunny
Mostly Sunny

29°

0%

29°F

Sun
Dec 27

Sunny
Sunny

31°
12°

0%

31°F

Mon
Dec 28

Sunny
Sunny

33°
14°

0%

33°F

Unny gets cold when it is 80 degrees fahrenheit.    I can’t begin to imagine how she will react to these temps.  It’s gonna be funny to watch it, though.


Coach Choke Hold Speaks

In Sports, UK Basketball on December 18, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Knight: college hoops lacks integrity

(AP) – 4 hours ago

INDIANAPOLIS — Bob Knight said integrity is lacking in college basketball and cited Kentucky coach John Calipari as an example.

During a fundraiser for the Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame, Knight said he doesn’t understand why Calipari is still coaching.

“We’ve gotten into this situation where integrity is really lacking and that’s why I’m glad I’m not coaching,” he said. “You see we’ve got a coach at Kentucky who put two schools on probation and he’s still coaching. I really don’t understand that.”

Massachusetts and Memphis were both sanctioned by the NCAA for violations committed during Calipari’s tenure.

Knight, who won a record 902 games as coach of Army, Indiana and Texas Tech, did not elaborate or take questions from reporters.

This from the guy who made a career out of throwing temper tantrums on the court and choking students among other forms of abuse involving him and students and student Athletes.

HEY COACH!  Choked anybody lately?

RMK is off the reservation again.  Maybe he needs his meds.

Somtam Mafia

In beauty, culture, Holidays, Thailand, Travel on December 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm

Somtam trying to crawl back out of my mouth...stuff is so hot it burns your lips

Went out with the Somtam Mafia the other night.  Somtam is hot, hot, hot thai food that these girls down like a tub of ice cream.  I tried some of it and it burned my lips off.  That’s a bit of crab in my mouth.  I tried to eat it but it started crawling back out of my mouth.

After Somtam, we headed over to Soi 23 (the infamous Soi Cowboy) for beer and oysters.

Later that night, those who stuck around went to Narcissus for a bit more drinking and danced the rest of the night away…

I had a great time hanging out with Stevie and the Gals of the Somtam Mafia.

Lord Shiva ~ Destroy Us, Renew Us!

In Uncategorized on December 17, 2009 at 12:12 am

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MAHA MRITYUNJAYA MANTRA

Aum Trayambakam Yajamahe,
Sugandhim Pushtivardhanam;
Urva Rukamiva Bandhanaan,
Mrityor Mokshiye Maamritat.

ॐ त्रियम्बकं यजामहे, सुगन्धिं पुष्टिवर्धनं
उर्वारुकमिव बन्धनान् मृत्योर्मोक्षिय मामृतात्

OM triyambakam yajāmahe sugandhim pushTivardhanam,
urvārukamiva bandhanān mrrityormokshiya māmrritāt.

Summary of the Maha Mrityunjaya Mantra

We worship Shiva – The Three-Eyed (tryambakam) Lord (yajamahe);
Who is fragrant (sugandhim) and nourishes (pushti) and grows (vardhanam) all beings.
As the ripened cucumber (urvarukamiva) is automatically liberated (bandhanaan) (by the intervention of the “farmer”) from its bondage to the creeper when it fully ripens;
May He liberate us (mokshiya) from death (mrityor), for the sake of immortality (maamritaat).

We pray to Lord Shiva whose eyes are the Sun, Moon and Fire
May He protect us from all disease, poverty and fear
And bless us with prosperity, longevity and good health.

Lord Shiva is referred to as tryambakam, the three-eyed one, because his third-eye has been “opened” by the powers of penance and meditation. The third eye is said to be located in the space between the eyebrows, and is “opened” when one experiences spiritual awakening. So, when we pray to Lord Shiva, we are in essence asking for his blessings and assistance in opening our third eye of spiritual knowledge. The natural consequence of this awakening is that we will be led towards spiritual liberation or moksha, and attain freedom from the cycles of death and rebirth. The goal of chanting this mantra is to spiritually “ripen” so that we can free ourselves Lord Shiva can free us from our bondage to all the material things that bind us!

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Shiva (pronounced /ˈʃiːvə/; Sanskrit: शिव, Śiva; IPA: [ˈɕivə]; meaning “Auspicious one”), also known as Rudra (the “Feared One”) or “‘The Destroyer” is a major Hindu god and one aspect of Trimurti. In the Shaiva tradition of Hinduism, Shiva is seen as the Supreme God. In the Smarta tradition, he is one of the five primary forms of God.[2][3]

Followers of Hinduism who focus their worship upon Shiva are called Shaivites or Shaivas (Sanskrit Śaiva).[4] Shaivism, along with Vaiṣṇava traditions that focus on Vishnu and Śākta traditions that focus on the goddess Devī are three of the most influential denominations in Hinduism.[3]

Shiva is usually worshipped in the form of Shiva linga. In images, he is generally represented as immersed in deep meditation or dancing the Tandava upon Maya, the demon of ignorance in his manifestation of Nataraja, the lord of the dance.

In some Hindu denominations[which?], Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva represent the three primary aspects of the divine, and are collectively known as the Trimurti. In this school of religious thought, Brahma is the Creator, Vishnu is the maintainer or preserver, and Shiva is the destroyer or transformer.[5] Lord Shiva has the most number of temples in Tamil Nadu and he is considered to be the god of South India. There are thousands and thousands of songs about Lord Shiva sung by the 63 Nayanmaars in Tamil.

I have arrived in Bangkok

In Uncategorized on December 15, 2009 at 9:21 am

and so it begins….

Hymn to Mahakala Shani Mrityunjaya

In culture, Religion, Spirituality on December 15, 2009 at 12:05 am

Mahakala Four Armed

Hymn to Mahakala Shani Mrityunjaya

There is a remarkable hymn attributed to the Martandabhairava Tantra which identifies Mahakala with Shani, or the planet Saturn, as well as with Mrityunjaya, or Shiva as conqueror of death. According to various sources, in the past there were five schools of tantra: the Shakta, which worshipped Devi; the Shaiva, which worshipped Shiva; the Ganapatya, which worshipped the elephant-god Ganesh; the Vaishnava, which worshipped Vishnu in his various forms; and the Saura. While the Saura were nominally worshippers of the Sun, in practice, they worshipped the son of the Sun, Shani. Here we translate the hymn to Mahakala Shani Mrityunjaya into English:

Shambhu Mahakala Shani, his body of sapphire hue, beautiful, celestial, resembling the cremation fire, holding axe, trident, arrow and a bow, enemy of the Puras and the conqueror of all other demons, sitting on the Meru mountain peak, in a state of samarasa, was bowed to by Gauri, and questioned.

Parvati said: Holy god of all gods, cause of devotion and grace, tell me what lengthens life, you have not talked of this before. Tell me about your mighty form which promotes friendship in the worlds. Tell me about your special Mahakala form. Relate the hymn of praise to Shani Mrityunjaya, who gives freedom from time, bestows immortality, destroys untimely disease and give the Shani mantra particular to this hymn!

Ishvara said: Gauri, I always love you because you love the universe! This is the highest secret of all secrets, heavenly, the cause of creation in the universe. I am going to tell you the hymn of Shani Mrityunjaya. It gives good luck, kills all enemies, cures all disease, saves from accidental death, and promotes good health and longevity.

Gauri, if you love me, hide this carefully! Maheshvari, listen to that which is hidden in all tantras!

Pippalada is the seer (rishi) of this mantra-song of Shri Mahakala Shani Mrityunjaya. Anustubh is the metre. Mahakala Shani is the god. Sham is the seed, ayasi is the Shakti, kalapurusa is the kilaka. When reciting it, its result is freedom from untimely death.

Do rishi nyasa, hand nyasa and body nyasa. Place Maha Ugra on the head, Yaivasvata on the mouth, Shani on the mouth, and Mahagraha on the arms. Place Mahakala in the heart, Krisnatanu in the genitals, Tuducara on the knees, and Shanaiscara on the feet.

After doing nyasa according to rule, the body becomes like Shani, the lord of time. Now I will tell you of the meditation nyasa for the body, which a person should do after meditating.

Put the kalpa and its divisions in the hands and limbs. [These are the major divisions of time according to the Hindu viewpoint]

Say: “Hail to you Mrityunjaya! You are Mahakala’s real form and the form of all manvantaras!” Place Kalatma on the body.

Say: “Hail Mahakala!” and meditate on all the limbs.

Meditate on the source of years, saying “Hail to you, conqueror of time.”

Say: “Hail to you, served by eternity!” on the eyes and brow.

Say: “Hail to you Saura,” on the cheeks.

Say: “Hail to you, black looking one!” on the hair.

Say: “Hail to you, lucky Maha Ugra,” on the arms.

[Now follow the 27 naksatras or lunar constellations]

Say: “Hail to you, one hard to see,” putting Asvina on the mouth.

Say: “Hail to you, blue rayed one,” putting Kartika on the throat.

Say: “Hail to you, Maharudra,” putting Margasiras on the arms.

Say: “Hail to you, celestial, strong and unconquerable one,” putting Pausya on the heart.

Say: “Hail to you, revealer of time,” putting Magha on the belly.

Say: “Hail to you, slow mover,” putting Phalguna on the penis.

Say: “Hail to you, source of all,” putting Caitra on the thighs.

Say: “Hail to you, dissolver of the world,” putting Vaisakha on the knees.

Say: “Hail to you, Bhairava,” putting Jyesta on the legs.

Say: “Hail to you, night,” putting Asadh on the feet.

Say: “Hail to you, dark fortnight,” from the feet to the head.

Say: “Hail to you, bright fortnight,” from the top of the head to the feet.

Say: “Hail to you, Saturn, Mula, soles of feet.

Say: “Hail to you, Conquerer of all, Toya all the toes.

Say: “Hail to you, Scorching star, Visva, ankles.

Say: “Hail to you, Star of learning, Visnabha, legs.

Say: “Hail to you, Black rayed one, Dhanista, knees.

Say: “Hail to you, Support of time, Varuna, thighs.

Say: “Hail to you, Having dishevelled and matted locks, Purvabhadra, penis.

Say: “Hail to you, Formidable one, Uttarabhadra, back.

Say: “Hail to you, Slow mover, Revati, navel.

Say: “Hail to you, Dark planet, Hasta, belly.

Say: “Hail to you, Yama, Bhogisraja, breasts.

Say: “Hail to you, Liking sesame, Krittika, heart.

Say: “Hail to you, Axe bearer, Rohini, right hand.

[Now follow the 12 Suns]

Say: “Hail to you, Carrying trident happily, Mrga, left hand.

Say: “Hail to you, Supporting life, Raudra, upper right hand.

Say: “Hail to you, Holding bow, Punarvasu, upper left hand.

Say: “Hail to you, Destroyer, Tisya, right arm.

Say: “Hail to you, Terrifying archer, Sarpa, left arm.

Say: “Hail to you, Smeared in ash, Magha, throat.

Say: “Hail to you, Cruel planet, Bhaga, mouth.

Say: “Hail to you, Yogi, Yama, right nostril.

Say: “Hail to you, Support, Hasta, left nostril.

Say: “Hail to you, Eating little, Tvastra, right ear.

Say: “Hail to you, Made of the absolute, Svati, left ear.

Say: “Hail to you, Knower of things, Visakha, right eye.

[Now different yogas of Hindu astrology follow.]

Say: “Hail to you, Kala, Viskambha, joints of timple.

Say: “Hail to you, Great slow one, Pritiyoga, brow joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Awesome one, Ayusmanyoga, eye joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Giving slow results, Saubhagya, nose joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Lucky being, Éobhana, ear joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Black one, Hanu (?), jaw joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Skeleton, Sukarmana, neck.

Say: “Hail to you, Shadowy son, Dhriti, right shoulder joint.

Say: “Hail to you, Ugra, Shula, shoulder joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Eternally gladdening, Karpura, chest.

Say: “Hail to you, Knowing time, Vrddhi, middle of chest.

Say: “Hail to you, Krishna, Dhruva, wrist joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Skinny one, Vyaghata, back of shoulder.

Say: “Hail to you, Destroying things, Harsana, shoulder joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Blissful, Vajra, elbows.

Say: “Hail to you, Fire of time, Siddhi, centre of chest (?).

Say: “Hail to you, Self of time, Variyasa, right side joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Hail and hail to you, Parigha, left side joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Self evident time, Shiva, right thigh joints.

Say: “Hail to you, One of great mass, Siddhi, right knee joint.

Say: “Hail to you, Terrifying, Sadhya, right ankle joint.

Say: “Hail to you, Raudra, Shubha, right toe joints.

Say: “Hail to you, Knower of time, Shukla, left thigh joint.

Say: “Hail to you, True yogi, Brahmayoga, left knee joint.

Say: “Hail to you, Knower of yoga, Aindra, left ankle joint.

Say: “Hail to you, Gracious one, Vaidhrita, left toe joints.

[Now the seven dhatus or components of the human body according to Ayurveda, follow.]

Say: “Hail to you, Sacrificer, Vavakarana, skin.

Say: “Hail to you, Destroyer, Balava, blood.

Say: “Hail to you, All consumer, Kaulava, bone.

Say: “Hail to you, Lover of flesh, Taitila, flesh.

Say: “Hail to you, All-chewer, Gara, fat.

Say: “Hail to you, Killer of all, Vanija, marrow.

Say: “Hail to you, Wrathful terrible fire, Visti, semen.

Hail to the lord of space, the essence of space, invoked by many, the 100-fold one, the piercer of the Moon!

Hail to the faithful one, the true one, the eternally true one, hail to you lord of siddhas! Hail to you lord of yoga, naked flame, mover, origin of Varuna and time!

Hail to you rising in the ascendant, tall one, guide, moving in direct motion!

Hail to you, crooked one, very cruel one, moving in retrograde motion!

Hail to you in the constellations, to you who moves in the constellations, you who causes the constellations to tremble, you the Natha of constellations, you the giver of results in constellations. Hail to you!

Hail to you, time, supporter of Yama, Agni, Moon and Sun!

Hail to you, planet of Capricorn and Aquarius, exalted in Libra!

[Now the days of the week follow.]

Say: “Hail to you, Black looks, Sunday, forehead.

Say: “Hail to you, Lover of death, Monday, mouth.

Say: “Hail to you, Absolute one, Tuesday, belly.

Say: “Hail to you, Embodied self, Wednesday, penis.

Say: “Hail to you, True form of mantra, Thursday, testicles.

Say: “Hail to you, Cause of results, Friday, anus.

Say: “Hail to you, Skeleton, Saturday, feet.

[Now various divisions of time according to Hindu astrology, follow.]

Say: “Hail to you, Subtle one, ghatikas, in hairs.

Say: “Hail to you, Form of time, killer of all evil, destroyer of the demon Tripura, origin of Shambhu!

Say: “Hail to you, Body of time, origin of time

Say: “Hail to you, varied parts of time, bliss of time.

Say: “Hail to you, Immeasurable measurer

Say: “Hail to you, god of time, time itself, essence of time.

Form of time, Bhairava, both nimesa and mahakalpa. I bow to you Mrtyunjaya Mahakala Shani!

Cause of all, alleviator of all fear, peril and the wicked, I bow to you…

Slayer of all, origin of all planets, cause of all results, I bow to you…

Giver of peace and prosperity to all living beings, I bow to you…

Cause of all happiness and misery, true form of all that exists, I bow to you…

Dispeller of untimely and accidental death, I bow to you…

Form of time, great planet, destroyer of samsara, I bow to you…

One of baleful glance, coarse haired one, terrifying one, long eyed one, I bow to you…

Dispeller of all planets, essence of the planets themselves, I bow to you…

Because you are the essence of time, I bow before you Shani! The whole world and time itself dissolves in you, the god of time! You are the body of time, the self, Shambhu, the Kalatma, the planetary devata!

The Angry Turkey

In Holidays, Humor, thinking out loud on December 14, 2009 at 1:03 am

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Don’t make me call ‘em!

I will if I have to…

(I love this pic.  It cracks me up.)

Police Harassment

In culture, Humor, Politics, Quotes, thinking out loud on December 14, 2009 at 12:08 am

Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police Department ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, “Community Policing.” One of the civilian email participants posed the following question, “I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?”

From the “other side” (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:

“First of all, let me tell you this…it’s not easy. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people. Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as “patrol”) where we do most of our harassing.  The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents. And at any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty. So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents. When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass. This is not an easy task.  To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring. What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.

The tools available to us are as follows:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. “My neighbor is beating his wife” is a code phrase used often. This means we’ll come out and give somebody some special harassment. Another popular one is, “There’s a guy breaking into a house.” The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver’s licenses and the like. It’s lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

STATUTES: When we don’t have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called “Statutes”; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc…They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people. After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them. Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there’s this book we have that says that’s not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy.  It is a really cool system that we have set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to “harass” some people.  Next time you are in my town, give me the old “single finger wave.” That’s another one of those codes. It means, “You can’t harass me.” It’s one of our favorites.”

The “civilian email participant” and any who thins like him or her should be excluded from Police assistance for life.  People who think like this person are usually fairly pathetic individuals.

As a matter of fact, they should be exiled to Afghanistan where Police Harassment is a real and persistent problem.

Angry Turkey

In Humor on December 14, 2009 at 12:05 am

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Don’t make me call ‘em!

I will if I have to…

(I love this pic.  It cracks me up.)

Benjamin Franklin on the Turkey:

“I am on this account not displeased that the figure is not known as a Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the truth the Turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a bird of courage, and would not hesitate to attack a grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his farm yard with a red coat on.

13! 13! 13!

In Humor on December 13, 2009 at 12:05 am

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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were shouting, ’13….13….13.’

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a
Little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see
What was going on…..

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting ’14….14….14′…

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